People magazine has reported that the world’s most famous frog has a new lady friend!
That’s right, Kermit the Frog has moved on from Miss Piggy and is now “close friends” with another lovely piggy. He’s clearly got a thing for fine swine!
The new friend is an ABC marketer, Denise. While he insists that they aren’t dating, he did confirm that he is back in the dating world. He reported:
“While I prefer to keep my personal life private, this is Hollywood, so who am I kidding? It is true that I am dating again. However, at this time no one woman–pig or otherwise–is my official ‘new girlfriend.’ We are simply close friends.”
Meanwhile Miss Piggy is completely unfazed. She’s been slightly distracted by the slew of celebrity admirers coming out of the wood works! William Shatner inquired into Miss Piggy’s relationship status. He asked if she was single and she responded very publically with a tweet that read:
“Very much available, mon cher. Gimme a call! I’d love to boldly go where no pig has gone before.”
Liam Hemsworth has also been bringing home the bacon! To read more about their little flirtmance, click the link below.
After Kermit and Miss Piggy’s almost 40 year relationship, the break up was anything but clean. The pair still works together as Kermit produces Miss Piggy’s late night talk show, Up Late with Miss Piggy, so it would be better for both of them if they could remain cordial!
However Missy Piggy reported at the Television Critics Association meeting earlier in August that she has moved above and beyond Kermit. She said:
“Dating moi is like flying close to the sun. It was inevitable that Kermit would drop down to the ground while I stayed in the heavens.”
Kermit does hope to reconcile at least some sort of professional partnership. He told the Guardian:
“We can be professionals. Well, one of us can. Me.”
They will need to drop their bad blood soon since everyone involved will be working together on The Muppet TV show.
It premiers September 22nd at 8pm on ABC.