I doubt there’s any traditional video game genre that Goat Simulator and I Am Bread fit into, but there’s little denying that it’s the same one. Coffee Stain Studios bizarre Goat Simulator, which chronicles the experiences of a destructive goat, and Bossa Studios equally odd I Am Bread, which follows the inspiring journey of a sentient piece of bread attempting to cross an apartment to reach the toaster, will finally realize that connection with Goat Bread, the mind boggling piece of downloadable content for both games coming soon.
Each game will get the downloadable content in a different form but despite both parent games’ appearance on multiple platforms, developers say the new content is only available on Steam.
“Coming soon to Steam, players will be able to access the super new cross-love content, GoatBread, for both I Am Bread and Goat Simulator. I Am Bread will have a new Goat Simulator-inspired level “RAMpage mode,” and Goat Simulator a new, playable piece of bread. Crumbs! This brand new content will be included in both games and is free to existing owners, adding 100% more Goat and Bread to their experience.”
Words cannot adequately describe my feelings towards this venture because I know of none that reflect hysterical laughter blended with mild concern, but I’m going to go ahead and theorize that this will either be the greatest entertainment product of all time or a horrifying Frankenstein-esque abomination. One of the two.